Today Mr. Splitfoot ruined my favorite shirt. It wasn't expensive or anything--I bought it for two dollars in some run-down shithole vintage shop in upstate New York--but I loved it nonetheless. It was a two-tone gold and yellow checked buttondown shortsleeve with a flared 70's collar.
At any rate, I washed it with a half-dozen other shirts, and put them all in the dryer. When I heard the dryer stop running I went down to the basement and saw my favorite shirt on the floor under a greasy leaking can of Penn State motor oil.
I don't know why Mr. Splitfoot does such things. Why would he pick that particular shirt unless he meant to torment me? Usually his activities are much more randomly annoying.
At any rate, I washed it with a half-dozen other shirts, and put them all in the dryer. When I heard the dryer stop running I went down to the basement and saw my favorite shirt on the floor under a greasy leaking can of Penn State motor oil.
I don't know why Mr. Splitfoot does such things. Why would he pick that particular shirt unless he meant to torment me? Usually his activities are much more randomly annoying.
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